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Post by Paul on Jul 3, 2007 17:48:19 GMT -5
Ok.... I really really want there to be a Sasquatch living somewhere in the woods. Even a yeti would be pretty damn cool... I mean seriously, who doesn't want to go hang out and camp with the 'Squatch? Maybe bring a few beers (the 'Squatch only drinks Fat Tire), run around and throw shit at people, and even perhaps teach him to play hockey... that would be awesome.
But then again, if there was a Sasquatch, then some asshole would shoot him or some greater assholes would throw him in the San Diego zoo or even worse...... we'd find out he was the only one and was about to die and we'd all be really pissed that we finally found him only to have him crap out on us at the last second. That would be lame.
That is all I have to say about Sasquatch for now.
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Post by thehairguy on Jul 3, 2007 23:38:09 GMT -5
Once while driving to Vegas late at night, Ryan, our buddy Chris and I all saw Sasquatch (herein refferred to as big foot) Yes he came up behind us on his magical motorcycle and as soon as we turned to look he was gone. at first we were freakin out cuz it was like two in the morning in the middle of fuckin nowhere Utah and this dude on a motorcycle just disappeared. We thought; "Alien?", "Dude just fuckin flew off the road ?", "Someone just turned off their headlight and is now following us?". But then we figured it out "Ah Big Foot on his magic motorcycle." You see there is a Big Foot and Chris proceeded to explain what had just happened and what always happens when people almost see Big Foot. "Big Foot is a shy creature, easily intimidated by the mere presence of other people. So whenever he is looked at, or even in the presence of people he shits himself." Chris then proceeded to explain that Big Foot actually shits out his pores, and that his shit actually makes him invisible. Hey magical creature who I've never seen, who was I to argue. Also even at those times when he's unaware of your presece and you do get a glimpse of him its has been said that "Big Foot is blurry." Bonus points to anyone who wasn't on the bus with us on tour who can tell me who said that last quote.  |
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Post by daninebraska on Jul 11, 2007 17:01:10 GMT -5
Wow. I can't believe you're discussing Sasquatch hahaha It's only because Paul wishes he was a sasquatch... or like Jack Black... or something... I'm going to say Paul said all the 'factual' things about sasquatch since he's most likely to have actually looked up the information.. AND he started this convo. ... but then again.. I COULD be wrong.. that's ok. Have any of ya'll seen Harry and the Hendersons?... it's a GREAT flick.. . ABOUT BIGFOOT! anyhoo... I've liked it since I was kidlet.
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Post by Paul on Jul 11, 2007 19:57:38 GMT -5
Oh ho ho...... Don't even get me started on the facts about the 'Squatch....
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Post by anamicableamoeba on Jul 12, 2007 1:29:43 GMT -5
paul might very well be confused with sasquatch should he go running through the woods without a shirt on.
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Post by thehairguy on Jul 12, 2007 21:30:34 GMT -5
That is indeed a fact! ;D
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Post by thehairguy on Jul 12, 2007 21:33:22 GMT -5
Damn, Tristan you really need to learn to keep shit like that to yourself though. You're gonna bring us all down on Natianal TV one day. Everyone including yourself man. Whats bad for one is bad for the team. Thankfully no one knows what we're talking about in that last post, in fact I just made it worse, but... ha, ha yeah he could!
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Post by Julz102089 on Oct 3, 2007 12:03:30 GMT -5
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Post by megan on Oct 3, 2007 12:18:58 GMT -5
Hey paul!!! i know u wish u were sasquatch but if u were i dont think that i would think u were as cute as i do. lol i miss you guys so damn much!!!!!!! Love ya  miss you sooo f-ing much |
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